In Full Bloom

HRM SaaS InFullBloom vs Everything Else: The Musical!

Since my singing finale to last year’s closing keynote at the HR Technology Conference (if you missed it, you missed it because no YouTube versions have popped up — yet), many colleagues have asked me about my next such performance.  And no, the picture (that’s me in the foreground) isn’t from HR Tech but rather from my long ago Cancun club singing phase. 

I won’t be the closing act for this year’s conference (although I’ve got some vendor-sponsored events lined up at which my singing may be de riguer), but I have been working on a little musical number that expresses my strong belief that SaaS, when done right (i.e. when InFullBloom) is the future of HRM software — really of all business applications software.      

HRM SaaS InFullBloom isn’t merely subscribed and vendor-hosted in a purely multi-tenant deployment; that’s just the table stakes.  HRM SaaS InFullBloom (aka Bloomin’ SaaS) incorporates the best of what multi-tenancy, a correct HRM object model, and modern software engineering techniques can enable, including:     

If you recognize this list, then you’ve gotten wind of my preferred HRM software architectural behaviors “starter kit,” which is part of the IP I license to vendors.  Obviously a topic that’s near and dear to my heart and one on which I plan to post extensively, behavior by behavior as well as on the power of specific combinations, in terms of both vendor and customer benefits. 

 But first, I needed a theme song that expressed my view that, once buyers/end-users have been exposed to Bloomin’ SaaS, they’ll be turning up their noses at everything else.   I’m sure you’ll want to learn all the words so that you can join in at the first opportunity, perhaps right back in Cancun.  And remember: everything else is the farm; Bloomin’ SaaS is Paree.  

http://www.firstworldwar.com/audio/howyagonna.htm     

Penned in the wake of American’s entry into World War One,  How ‘Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down on the Farm? (After They’ve Seen Paree) was written by Joe Young and Sam M. Lewis with music by Walter Donaldson, and was published in 1918.  A huge popular success at the time the song was performed by a great many artists in the immediate post-war years.  Reproduced below are the lyrics to the song.  Use the player above to listen to a version performed by Harry Fay in 1918. 
 
How ‘Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down on the Farm
(After They’ve Seen Paree)
 
 
Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking
Said his wifey dear
Now that all is peaceful and calm
The boys will soon be back on the farm
Mister Reuben started winking and slowly rubbed his chin
He pulled his chair up close to mother
And he asked her with a grin

Chorus (sung twice after each verse):
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
They’ll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’ 
 

Rueben, Rueben, you’re mistaken
Said his wifey dear
Once a farmer, always a jay
And farmers always stick to the hay
Mother Reuben, I’m not fakin
Tho you may think it strange
But wine and women play the mischief
With a boy who’s loose with change  
 

Chorus (sung twice after each verse):
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
Imagine Reuben when he meets his Pa
He’ll kiss his cheek and holler “OO-LA-LA!
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’?  
 
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