In Full Bloom

Carnac The Magnificent: Now The Answers To 2011’s Unknown Questions

Updated 12/15/2011 — in the wake of SAP/SFSF and now SFDC/Rypple, I thought I’d just better go right through these and do a general update.  All I need now is for someone to acquire Bloom & Wallace, but then who would have imagined what’s been happening in “Our Town” over the last couple weeks?

I wrote the original post on this at the beginning of this year.  When we lost Johnny Carson, we lost a great entertainer.  For thirty years, 1962 to 1992, he dominated late night television, and he did that without insulting our intelligence or our sensibilities.  My beloved grandmother, Bubbi Bloom, with whom I lived through much of high school, would get ready for Johnny’s Tonight Show by putting on a lovely nightgown and robe and freshening her hair and makeup.  And no matter how often we told her that he couldn’t see her, she was unconvinced.  Prove it, she would say, to which there simply wasn’t an adequate answer.

One of Johnny’s best-loved characters was Carnac the Magnificent. I’ve often used Carnac in my work, pretending to be him, when confronted with the unknowable, the unanswerable, the irrational questions for which no reasonable responses are going to solve the problem. Unfortunately, as I age but my clients don’t, more and more of them haven’t a clue about Carnac and just think my little skits are just wierd.  Such is life.

So why is Carnac showing up for a 2nd time, here, and now?  Well, there will be many blog post predictions about what’s going to happen in 2012 in human resource management (HRM), in HRM technology, in HRM BPO and in the HRM delivery system.  Some of them may even prove correct when we look back at the end of next year.  But what all of us would really like to know aren’t the answers to the known questions (whose answers are already in process) but rather how we should prepare for the unknown questions, i.e. those questions which just haven’t presented themselves yet.  And that was Carnac’s great gift.  He was able to discern the answers to questions hidden in the proverbial “the envelope please” just by holding that envelope to his forehead, thus engaging his powerful brain.

So before the wave of 2012 predictions begins, perhaps even including one of my own, and with many thanks to Johnny Carson for his contributions to my education, here’s my attempt at answering the unknowable questions that confront our industry in 2011:

In the interests of full disclosure, many of the vendors mentioned or referenced by their telltale characteristics in this post have been/are/are likely to be clients.

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